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Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1) Name?
(There were three, btw....and all of them made me laugh my ass off)
Alina:

By far the reason why i am the luckiest guy in the world!

"You are with Alina? Damn, you're one lucky cat!"

2) Your Age?
seventeen:

Seventeen is the last year before college, the last year before you can vote, the last year you are dependent on your parents—it is a bridge between childhood and adulthood. Seventeen is not considered as monumental as sixteen, but somehow 17 sounds so much older than 16. Sixteen is carefree teenager enjoying life while they still can, but at seventeen some sort of responsibility is expected.

"She thought she would never turn sweet sixteen, and then suddenly her 16th year was over and she was seventeen."

3) One of your Friends?
Laney:

a extremely good lookn' white girl, who is unfortunately a cracker.

"o Dang bonequisha! look at laney! she be on fizire! to bad she coontry as hell!"

4) What should you be doing?
homework:

(Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor.

5) Favorite color?
teal:

Adj. A Green-like hue. Mix between Light blue and green. Designed specifically as die for automotive paint used on Chevrolet Cavaliers from 1988-1996. Also a popular tint for material used in the manufacturing of fanny-packs. Later popularized by the Philadelphia Eagles, whose primary fanbase consists of Cavelier driving fanny-pack wearers.

"The teal fanny pack matched his David Akers jersey and '89 2-door sedan."

6) Birthplace?
ohio:

The 17th state of the United States -- in 1803. Contains 13,000,000 people and its chief cities are Cleveland, Cincinnati, and the capital of Columbus. Ohio is known for being the home of the Wright Brothers, the first man in space, more presidents than any other state, and Generals William T. Sherman and U.S. Grant. Also home of the champion OSU Buckeyes. Unlike what others may tell you, there are larger hellholes in the universe. Ohio has a lot to offer and is a decent place full of decent people.

"Ohio's old license plates said "The heart of it all,and man was that a shitty slogan"

7) Birth Month?
May:

may is the month where teachers think that they can control a classroom but really nothing gets done and no one cares about their grades anymore. usually this happens because summer break is only 30 days away

"hooray i have math..."
"don't worry bro, its may, nothing gets done anymore"

8) Last person you talked to?
Athena: (This is the second definition because it is more relevant LOL.)

an amazing kid who is most of the time high off of her mind, who is a hippy and likes to tell stories of her former lives while dancing rain dances and singing about streaking through the house, often times you see her either with your mom or around here, therefore she is banging your mom. she is regarded as a "panda" person, but in all actually as hot as a gazelle.

man dude: that athena girl is so crazy, i bet she would jump the border and do it with some hot canadian without any sheets.
other guything: holymonkeyballsman she did that with me, what an athena!

9) One of your nicknames?
Fire:

The coolest thing in the world. Just like play-doh except its hot. And you can't squeeze it in your hands. And it isn't multiple colors. And it doesn't smell like shit. And unlike play-doh it can burn down houses and forests. Come to think of it, its not really like play-doh at all....Shit

"This fire is just like play-doh. I mean....errr....ummm.....shit."

Tag: , ...um... ? ? Everyone should do this. It is amazing.

10 SKETCHES:

1. Martial Arts
2. Visual Kei-like-ness guy [completed]
3. Midas [Uploaded]
4. Steam Punk Laura [Uploaded]
5. Orihime and Ulquiorra Crack [Uploaded]
6. TIEM SKIP!Viral [Uploaded]
7. AIGIN [sketched]
8. YoruichixSoifon
9. Undecided
10. OC [completed]
MAGICAL NUMBER 11. STEAMY NxN, BETCHES.

5 SHIRT COMMISSIONS:

1. Standard Ulquiorra ($15) [COMPLETED]
2. Special Grimmjow request (more like $25 or $30) [1/2 COMPLETED]
3. Standard Grimmjow ($15)[COMPLETED]
4. Cirucci ($25)[COMPLETED]
5.